Un-Be-Leave-Able! You're never gonna guess what happens!? I get a phone call in Episode 8 that tops the charts - literally! I can't tell you who it's from, but let's just say Christine Caresse isn't going to be just another pretty face (and bum). Here I come world! This is it, our last episode for Season 1, and a spectacular one at that. Remember - Stretch it, Juice it, & Pump it!

Last week Jim said yes to his ex-wife's sperm-for-cash proposal - and as a result we got to make a commercial!! I think I did tremendously well and I think the camera likes me too! Now the world will see that us asexuals are as fun loving as the next Tom, Dick or Sheila!