Hi, I am Adrian. I am A-Sexual. Not that that should matter to you, but I would like to get it out of the way, as many a person seems to dig my physique and good nature. I am not available for carnal pleasure, only viewing pleasure. If you would like to look like me I would be happy to provide you with some Top Notch Personal Training ("TNPT"). Additionally I am available for plain old life advice as I am pretty well versed in the trials and tribulations of finding oneself in this ever changing world.
Hey you guys! I like to play a fun game called The Name Game. Check it out!:
A - Asexual D - Dependable R - Really think Jim's a great boss I - I like small dogs A - A for effort! N - No Sex! Never late
What a quick and easy way to get insight into people's personalities. I like to do this with all my new clients. Now you try it!
FAVORITE EXERCISE MACHINE: The swiss ball is a great exercise machine. It is an ‘all in one’. You can work so many muscle groups in your body. Your core will say "I love you Adrian". Well, if your name was Adrian. It is very affordable and you can do it in the privacy of your own home. You do not even need a gym! Do not tell Jim I said that.
MUSCLE & FITNESS OR MENS HEALTH: Muscle and Fitness. I feel so good when I push my muscles to the max. I know if my muscles could talk they would thank me for thinking of them first and taking such good care of them. Right guys?
TRUE BLOOD OR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Well, Blind Date actually. It's got the best of both those shows.
FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM: The Angels! Did you see Angels in the Outfield?! Great movie!
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Hello!? Haven't you been listening? My favorite asexual position is the Bear Hug.
INTERESTS/ ACTIVITIES: Post workout Body Butter rubdowns, the aquarium, eating bananas, discovering cultures that have hugging as the primary way of greeting, listening.
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