The Accountant
I find it odd that I have my own page on The Jim website but it seems that Jim thinks it’s important that everyone is accounted for. Get it? I’m an Accountant and I’m ‘accounted’ for! Yes, I made humour! Ok, now that that’s out of the way, the one and only reason I have been employed at The Jim is to keep all financial records in good standing and provide sound advice to Jim in regards to how he spends his money. If Jim listens and his somewhat competent staff change their habits, we just may have a successful business. And I emphasize the word may.
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The Stats on The Accountant
AGE: Not relative to job description.
HEIGHT: 1.8in. above median.
WEIGHT: Variable according to scale.
BICEPS: Sore.
CHEST: Hairy.
STOMACH: Below my chest?
LEGS: Two.
IF YOU HAD TO BE TRANSFORMED INTO AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHY: A fly. I have often said: "I would love to have been a fly on that wall." The ability to zoom from one place to the next, inconspicuoulsy, and to observe the "goings on" would be a huge asset to my field.
WHAT'S SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE WOULD BE SURPRISED TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOU: Though I appear straight-laced and reserved, I have been known to cut a mean rug on the dance floor, as was witnessed at the 2004 "ATEAM"- (the Annual Time Efficiency Association Meeting).
WHAT SEXUAL POSITION WOULD YOU BE: I have always admired the work that Missionaries do, so I have tried to carry their practice into as many facets of my life as possible.
WHAT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE WOULD YOU BE: Virgin Mary. Alcohol and the efficient use of time are not a desirable combination.
INTERESTS / ACTIVITIES: Studying Cantonese, now that I am consulting at The Jim I am learning the esthetic benefits of calisthenics, and balance sheets-very exciting!
Help Make Season 2 A Reality!
The Jim Staff would love The Jim to be open for a Second Season, but due to Jim's lack of fiscal responsibility, the crappy economy, and our awesome expense accounts, we need your help. Even if you can only contribute $10,000, it all helps. Wink wink. Click below!